Ted “tbhopps” Hopper is just one dude.

Or, as we say in the doodling business, ‘dood.’

With ideas that flow like flowing red wine and the work ethic of at least 2 business majors (or more, depending on their respective work ethics), it was blatantly apparent from a young age that Ted was destined for one thing and one thing only:

Professional doodling.

That’s right folks. When you tell a young lad he can be anything someday, this is the risk you run. The doodling market is cutthroat and dangerous—no place for an innocent child. And besides, the last thing Ted needs is competition.

A fun, goofy little looped animation of a dumbell shaped character falling on his face

By day, Ted produces pristine graphics and animations for banks and small businesses. In the world of professional doodling we call this a “real job,” and it’s advised that we all have at least one.

Also by day, but never at the same time, Ted fights the rise in AI-generated nonsense by unleashing his own brand of organic, delicately handcrafted nonsense upon the world.

Now, courtesy of the scanner/printer his fiancée so kindly gifted him, what were once harmless doodles and illustrations have since breached into the real world. Ted’s artwork can now be seen littering notebooks and water bottles and mini fridges everywhere in the form of unique, high-quality stickers.

By night, of course, Ted is asleep.