Contact Ted
For business inquires such as collabs, product feedback or creative requests, feel free to shoot me an email below.
“I’d reach out, if only I were literate. No business needs, o’ course—my tale is the only business I’ve got. Big ideas, gnome sayin’? Nothing to do all day but sit here and ponder... but alas, to live a life of whimsy is to forgo the written word.
Anyhow, got any cash?”